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1- Don't stare into the sun
2- When in front of a moving vehicle... Don't stand still. They can still see you.
3- Never coop up a hundred cats for a month straight and let them loose. Although... That might be funny.
4- Hard objects are NOT you friends
5- When you need a shoulder, don't use mine. Just kidding
6- Never... And I mean NEVER, put a live ferret in your pants.
7- Nor a dead one...
8- HP to gamers does not mean Harry Potter.
9- Don't fart in your cubical... Fart in the elevator! On the 10th floor!
10- Finally... Never provoke a swarm of killer Redeads and run. You will not win.
2- When in front of a moving vehicle... Don't stand still. They can still see you.
3- Never coop up a hundred cats for a month straight and let them loose. Although... That might be funny.
4- Hard objects are NOT you friends
5- When you need a shoulder, don't use mine. Just kidding
6- Never... And I mean NEVER, put a live ferret in your pants.
7- Nor a dead one...
8- HP to gamers does not mean Harry Potter.
9- Don't fart in your cubical... Fart in the elevator! On the 10th floor!
10- Finally... Never provoke a swarm of killer Redeads and run. You will not win.
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lol, so amusing. How about this: NEVER mess with a PMSing chick, and under NO circumstances should you take away her ice cream. (my brother tried that with me once. didn't come out from under his bed for about a week. )
i love this so much. so awesome. I've never had a live ferret down my pants (or a dead one for that matter) but I did eat a worm for five bucks once. (hey, i was seven.)
i love this so much. so awesome. I've never had a live ferret down my pants (or a dead one for that matter) but I did eat a worm for five bucks once. (hey, i was seven.)